Two Thumbs Up!
Music & Lyrics by Atomic Fury

Pork chop
Old man, just a big snob
Lookin' for a lube job
Hoping it's still tight

Butt plug
Ain't enough
I must plug
My new stuff
My album drops next Tuesday night

Well I've got Two Thumbs Up!
Well I've got Two Thumbs Up!

Committee
Dying for approval
Gave me backstage passes
Clearance for a fistful

Sportscream or vasoline
Just shove it all up in between
I'll lick my fingers when I'm through with you!

Well I've got Two Thumbs Up!
Well I've got Two Thumbs Up!

Greasy
Digits count my money
Shovel it on up to
Where the sun don't reach

Come over here boy
Have a cigar
You know you're really headed far
Now bend over so you can smoke it right

Well I've got Two Thumbs Up!
Well I've got Two Thumbs Up!