Mostly Harmless
Music & Lyrics by Atomic Fury

Well Kristen went out clubbing
Just-a-lookin' for some lovin'
Went dancing, pants on fire
She knew it when he spied her

Her wits are mighty
But so's his kiss
Her eyes were smoldering
But all her saw was her tits!

He's mostly harmless, oh oh oh
But don't dismiss
'Cause he ain't charmless, oh oh oh
Now she's helpless

Well Kristen jiggled over
Just-a-crusin' to peruse
It could've been the music
But it's must've been the booze

Her wits are mighty
But so's his kiss
Her eyes were smoldering
But all he saw was her tits!

He's mostly harmless, oh oh oh
But don't dismiss
'Cause he ain't charmless, oh oh oh
Now she's helpless

Now Kristen needs a real man, not bargain basement sex
But hanging out in skeevy bars, one gets what one expects!

He's mostly harmless, oh oh oh
But don't dismiss
'Cause he ain't charmless, oh oh oh
Now she's helpless